I’ve been posting more on the serious side of things here lately and felt like we needed something a little bit on the lighter side! Some of these I came up with and some of these I’ve heard!
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills… she has 14 kids but doesn’t really care.
2. One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my shorts.
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like…’You know sometimes I forget to eat!’ Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day!
Yeah! I like this! I miss your top 10 lists – but this was good enough! I hope you’re feeling better. We’ve been praying for you and your family. We love you all.
It was so good to meet you in Haiti this October. I had heard so much about your family and while I was in Haiti everyone kept talking about your blog. You’ve got quite the little following. Now that I’ve found it – I can see why. It’s very addicting. God has blessed you with your humor. You’re just as funny here as you are in Haiti – even when you’re sick 🙁
Thanks for feeding our addictions by writing so often. I check it a couple times a day now. We’re praying for you and we hope you start feeling better!
Yeah I’ve been trying to think of more top 10 lists – I’ve started a few already and am just waiting for every-day life to happen so I can finish them! Thanks for all your prayers.
The quote I Courtney Pierce is stilling and using is “a special kind of stupid” oh that TOTALLY made the my list right next to “Oh Snap” and “ROCKSTAR”
I will say you can recover from number 12 🙂